Friday, May 21, 2010

Under-Stress-Students

This is what happen when the students who are persuading Bachelor of Business & Commerce are overwhelmed with their assignments:

Lenne Espressimo- THANK YOU Stephanie Yap!! YOU SAVED ME FROM THE PIT!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
stupid pdf that corrupted my pc. BUCK YOU PDF!! GO FTW YOU PDF!! YEAH! LIKE... face the wall..

Stephanie Yap
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! chicken thigh 
Ang Joonkie
whoa whoa.. what happened to ur assignment?
Lenne Espressimo-
1.0 Introduction
ill give you chicken tigh espressso.

2.1 Impact of external environment towards mental uncertainties.
my assignment boomed. my usb corrupted. my hard drive corrupted. my graphic card corrupted. my external hard drive full of languages only blardtards could understand. my modem auto shut down.

2.2 Redo Assignment
yesterday 4 am i redid my assignment. adrenaline rushed. like now even its only comment section under facebook. i'm typing like how i'm having sex with my MGW1010-Assignment2(draft 12e).doc

2.2.1 Adrenaline Rushes
well, i guess the adrenaline is still with me. i need some ramly burger. ramly burger is a type of burger, produced by ramly. ramly burger consists of burger bread, and a piece of shit that looks like meat. Besides, you can include vegetables, onions, cheese, lizards, or you can splat tomato sauce like how you eat kimbab. btw kimbab is good for health. eating kimbab is advantageous because it gives you energy. no energy, no gain.

2.2.2 The K-burger
as you can see, this is how we link kimbab and ramly burger together. However, i wanted to emphasize that the owner of ramly burger, Ramly, has been working on how to make kimbab a more delicious food in global. they had already researched about a new food called kimbabry burger. kimbabry burger is always delicious when eating because it is made of pork.

2.3 Movies I watch
The recent movie that i watched is spiderman. Spiderman is the best super hero for me. unlike superman. superman is a sissy. basically, superman becomes chickenman whenever he sees kryptonite. nobody cares about superman. all you do is spray him some krpytonite pee and he melts.

2.4 About Myself
Next, i would like to talk about myself. i am Harry Potter. well, people asked why the chicken cross the road? cz the chicken has wings. as for me, why did Dark Lord cross the road? Because Potter couldn't stop him. Anyway, i also love eating raw eggs. it's good for health. now it's almost 9. i am trying to..

2.4.1 What I'm Thinking in the middle of Assignment
Ahh.. i better stop my shits and quickly finish this report.

2.4.2 Continue from 2.4
I am trying to search for stuffs in youtube. however, i am very hungry.

2.5 Conclusion
To conclude. i am very hungry now. therefore, the 5 recommendations i suggest to myself is

2.6 Recommendations
- suit up
- utlize feedforward by preparing some money
- head for ramly burger with full speed to avoid wasting energy resources. in the meantime utilizing concurrent control to observe how far is my destination so i can correct actions by speeding up or slowing down.
- fully utilize selection process under HRM whereby you only select the prettiest and sexiest burger. order the burger. and pay for it
- enjoy the burger. utilize the whole control. prevent saliva from drooling when eating. as this will pull the reputation down when ppl sees me drooling like a blardtard.

Ang Joonkie Comments:
- title, table of content, cover sheet are missing, there is no significant relationship between the elements written. basically, out of topic, or rather no topic at all.

-executive summary is not present, wasted more than 5mins in my life to read this purpose-less report.

- it was quite well written even though it is simply random, until the part about burgers, they're food, and I'm guessing that you wanted to write about your assignment re-do issue.

-Introduction of yourself is off topic; you ain't no Harry Potter, and dark lord is not s'pose to exist in any of the Potter's series.

- recommendations are very interestingly written. management elements are present and well utilized, but lack of supports.

- references are absent. lack of support from any sources, at the same time assumptions are not made to clarify it.

- The rest are total random craps.

Conclusion:

FARK YOU LENNE U TOOK ABOUT 20MINS OF MY LIFE JUST TO READ THIS SHIT AND COMMENT ON IT 'SOMEHOW UNCONSCIOUSLY'!

 
Stephanie Yap
i dun even feel like reading it
Stephanie Yap
and jk, you're as bad as lin. so shut up
Ang Joonkie
Steph: your statement is informal, please re-phrase it and support it with Journal articles, since you're criticizing me by referring to Mr. Phang's work (Phang, 2010).
Stephanie Yap
shut up
Lenne Espressimo-
seriously. internet pisses me off!! (Charlene, 2010) sometimes it just gives you things you don't really need. for example.. heart attack? high blood pressure? high glucose pleasure? mental disorder? tsk.. do we need them..? seriously

Ang Joonkie
Steph: I don't even know how to cite that since a lot of people are using it.

Assumption: Assuming that there are majority of the population are using the phrase, "shut up".

Lenne: for good lord's sake, I was wondering about the same damn thing (Phang, 2010)!

Assumption: Assuming that good lord does exist, and that all the illness stated in Phang (2010) will possibly occur.
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I don't think anybody will even bother to read it, included myself (not again, at least). However, it might be fun to read it back after 10 years if Blogspot is still alive.

Thank you.

References: 
Facebook, (2010)

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